Last Thursday Clare and I shared a few pints in the Lincoln Inn with some of my old college mates. On the way there we were having a chat about this and that and somehow the topic of making up after a fight with your girlfriend came up. Clare basically broke the process down into 4 easy to follow steps which she has assured me will guarantee you will be enjoying make up sex in no time. I am now going to share these steps with you. Men - don't bother thanking me. Just send money.
1) Say to your girlfriend "You're right".
2) Say to your girlfriend "I'm sorry".
3) Say to your girlfriend "I'll try not to do it again".
4) Hug your girlfriend (must be genuine)
5) The next day, tell your girlfriend you're sorry again (optional)
NB: For the first few times you don't have to actually be sorry. But if you've already done this a few times, you have to mean it.
Now away with ye...
