Monday, November 21, 2005

A quantity of quality quotes

Although these quotes pertain to a night in Fi's gaff dated Saturday 22/10/05, they are too good to not post up. Plus I only just found them in my jacket pocket a few minutes ago.

"Fi dropped her drugs! And drugs are baaaaad!" - Col

"That's a big pile o' gee!" - Fi

"Smells like a hot water bottle in here!" - Maria

"LET'S DRINK!" - Maria

"Oh my God my ears ache from the quietness!" - Fi

"If you drink all of that I'll do something good to you." - Grum (directed at Rachel)

"You always like a gilf!" - Fi

"That stuff is devil in a bottle." - Col

"It's not a fucking charity." - Grum (re fat people)

"It's gonna be in a mug. Is that a problem?" - Fi

Fi correcting Rachel during Queen's Don't stop me now:
Rach: "Dynamite..."
Fi: "No!! Fahrenheit!!"

"I don't wanna blah blah blah!" - Fi

"Grum is gonna have a gay son." - Col's prediction for the future

"hskkkfxfkshfx" - Ice dispenser

"Dancin'..." - Rachel

"More ice pleesh" - Rachel

"You sound like you're living in the 80's, Graham." - Fi

"Is it volume-tastic?" - Fi

"i'm not annonymous. I'm COLLEEEEE!" - Col upon seeing this

I also would like to acknowledge the irritative nature of this post to anyone who wasn't there and I realise that all quotes contained herein are painfully 'in-jokes'.

Now away with ye...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha ... I've been waiting a long time to see those ! Better than I remembered them actually ! Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

i'm not annonymous. I'm COLLEEEEE !

Fi said...

Jesus. Hilarious! The memories. I can't believe we only started boozing at midnight that night. What a classic!